Surprise Me
Just send me great meat
Pick a budget, tell us what you don't eat, and we handle the rest. New cuts, seasonal picks, farm discoveries. Like a gift to yourself every month.
You control
- Budget ($149–$300)
- Proteins to exclude
- Delivery frequency
We handle
- Specific cuts
- Farms
- Quantities
- Seasonal rotation
Time: Setup: 2 min. Per box: 0 min (or swap if you want).
Best for: Busy people, adventurous eaters, anyone who hates decisions
Guide Me
Set my preferences, fill my box
Tell us how you cook, your quality standards, and farm preferences. We build the box, you review and swap before it ships. Gets smarter over time.
You control
- Cooking occasions & meal count
- Quality floors per protein
- Farm loyalty levels
- Per-item flex level
We handle
- Specific items within your preferences
- Seasonal picks within your ratios
- Auto-improvements from swap history
Time: Setup: 10 min. Per box: 5 min to review and tweak.
Best for: Most customers — wants personalization without micromanagement
I'll Drive
I pick every cut, every farm
Build a standing order with exact cuts, quantities, and farm locks. Set substitution rules for every item. You're the butcher — we're the delivery service.
You control
- Every cut and quantity
- Farm per item (lock or flex)
- Substitution rules per item
- Auto-swap vs ask-first per sub
We handle
- Fulfillment when your rules allow flexibility
- Price within your tolerance range
Time: Setup: 20 min. Per box: 10+ min managing rules and swaps.
Best for: Power users, picky eaters, people with strong farm/quality opinions
Compare at a Glance
| Feature | 🎁 Surprise Me | 🧭 Guide Me | 🎯 I'll Drive |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pick specific cuts | — | Swap only | ✓ Full control |
| Lock farms | — | Per protein | ✓ Per item |
| Quality floors | ✓ Basic | ✓ Per protein | ✓ Per item |
| Substitution rules | Auto | Flex dials | ✓ Full rules |
| Seasonal discovery | ✓ Maximum | ✓ 30% new | Opt-in only |
| Price predictability | ✓ Budget lock | ±$15 range | Varies most |
| Setup time | 2 min | 10 min | 20+ min |
You can always switch
Start with Surprise Me and upgrade to Guide Me after a few boxes. Move to I'll Drive when you know exactly what you want. Downgrade anytime. Your preferences carry over between modes.